he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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