Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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