normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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