marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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