I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
pop tarts are not kleenex
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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