Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just gift wrapped bread.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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