? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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