im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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