but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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