i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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