you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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