Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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