Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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