return my video game
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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