I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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