You're so nebulous sometimes
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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