No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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