i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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