I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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