We won't sleep together?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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