im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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