I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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