so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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