And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.