There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.