I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Right now you and beer are my only friends.