I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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