do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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