i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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