aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
