Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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