dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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