none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.