No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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