After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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