why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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