we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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