I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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