I am in a vortex of obligation.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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