He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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