She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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