Banned from zoo.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.