whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered