What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat