dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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