the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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