Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I am available for nakedness
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