All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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