I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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