After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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