fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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