Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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