I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We are all done wearing pants today
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