just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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