I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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