I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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