Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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