TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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