I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
