D3 body, D1 cock
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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