C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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