I think I just saw someone hide a body.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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